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The Evolution of Snape

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"One of the few available tracts on wizarding biology.

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Snapelocanth- A "living fossil", the Snapelocanth was caught in the third-floor lavatory of a hostel in Bonn, Germany. Fossil records show that the species has remained virtually unchanged for millions of years, which is unsurprising, given the rather stable conditions in German hostels.

Snapeosaurus- The first complete skeleton of this species was found in Surrey, where nearby fossils showed unmistakalbe marks of having been confused badly over whether the creature was going to eat them or not. Eventually, the other dinosaurs ate each other, and the Snapeosaurs lived in peace until a radioactive fragment of the Mir space station, flung through a temporal rift, killed them all.

Snapelopithecus- Discoverd in mountainous regions across the world, this direct ancestor of Modern Snape seemed to be trying to alienate itself completely from every other form of life. Archeaologists found several crude cave drawings of female Potterpithecids, along with what appeared to be burned effigies of male ones.

Modern Snape- When we called at his house, we found he had gone away on two weeks holiday. Fortunately, a neighbor told us where he was. *BOOM* "

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Artwork by :icongrievouserror:
Harry Potter World and Character (c) JK Rowling
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I didn't know that the Evolution of Snape would be very scary to me!!